Socialona dominate Curtin Nerds
Rivalry between Lynwood and Curtin started in 2011 and has continued on in their first meet up of the 2017 campaign.
Curtin Uni decked out in orange and Lynwood in yellow caused a bit of controversy as Curtin Uni’s Captain complained about the similar playing strip.
Quickwit from Coach Quy, he responded with, “Get over it fuckhead. It’s two different colours, if the girls can play like this then what’s the problem?”
Referee Gary, didn’t like the response and told us to change strips, however, Lynwood didn’t have one and he ended up giving in and started the match. Lynwood 1, Curtin 0.
The game started like any other, Sexy Footy and Friendly Banter. Curtin were caught running after the ball as Lynwood dominated possession. With the midfield three of Higgins, Hew and Iscel, the Socialona Triangle was unstoppable. Lynwood broke the deadlock through Summer Signing, Tony Ton, who showed his worth and experience as he asked the keeper what sauce he’d like as he fed him a delightful chip.
Tony doubled his tally shortly after with a smooth turn and shoot. Curtin’s captain wasn’t happy and complained that it was because of a clash of kits and tried to persuade the ref to forfeit the game but the ref ignored his crying.
Just before half time Curtin were awarded a free kick. Hitting the left post and coming back into play, Lynwood players failed to follow in and Hornsby managed a brilliant double save but couldn’t keep out the third. 2-1 half time.
Second half kicked off and Lynwood turned on the oven, completing 24 passes before London outpaced their back four and rounded the keeper. Curtin were not happy and starting going in late on the Lynwood players which only made their desire to spank such naughty boys even greater.
Refreshed from his break Tony Ton came back on and caused mayhem as he scored another two, taking his goal tally to 6 goals in 3 games. Lynwood continued to make their opposition work as they simply kept the ball as if it was a Tuesday night at Hossack Reserve. This caused a lot of frustration which led to Curtin’s winger to lash out at London. Not happy with the challenge, London stood up pushed the Curtin player and traded insults which led to a double send off.
Shocked at the decision Lynwood continued to toyed with their opponents until the final whistle.
Lynwood United 5 – 1 Curtin Uni
T Ton x 4
M London x 1
Red: M. London